Beauty Queen Lyrics - Singles - Wendy Waller

Lookin' in the mirror every day, 

I can't believe I've turned out this way 

My derrire's grown exceedingly fat, 

But I know I'm gonna do about that 

With all of my chins and flabby arms I'm gonna bow to the surgical suit of arms 

Gonna be a beauty queen 

Gonna be a beauty queen 

Lipo's not as bad as it seems 

Gonna be a beauty, I'll be a beauty queen 

Well I went through the doors of a department store 

They sent me right up to the "Fatso floor" 

They had mumus, overalls, polyester tweeds 

But none of these frocks could fulfill my needs 

The problem with me is I'm gettin' old 

When I sit down my stomach folds 

Gonna be a beauty queen 

Gonna be a beauty queen 

Lipo's not as bad as it seems 

Gonna be a beauty, I'll be a beauty queen 

Facelift to the left, facelift to the right 

But tuck in and it's all right 

People will gasp when they see my physique 

A wisp of a woman so smooth and sleek 

You might tell where I'm from 

'Cause there's a lot of new faces on everyone 

So give me a shot in my stodgy lips and suck this fat right out of my hips 

Gonna be a beauty queen 

Gonna be a beauty queen 

Lipo's not as bad as it seems 

Gonna be a beauty, I'll be a beauty queen 

Cleopatra had lovely eyes 

But you never saw those cottage cheese thighs 

No more chubby tubby for me 

mmm, mmm, mmmmm 

See ya later fatty town