Young, Dumb, And Ugly Lyrics - Alapalooza - Weird Al Yankovic

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes 

Most of our brain cells are gone 

We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad 

Or we just might toilet paper your lawn 

We got a reputation 'round these parts 

We only leave a 10% tip 

Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts 

Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip 

'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly 

That's what we are 

We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly 

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We wear black leather in the hottest weather 

You can't imagine the smell 

We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble 

T-R-U-B-E-L 

Raisin' hell, bending the rules just a little 

We're living only for thrills 

We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle 

And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills 

'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly 

You better believe it 

We're Young, Dumb and Ugly 

I'll tell you again 

We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly 

We're comin to your town 

Yeah, we're so Young, Dumb and Ugly 

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We're wild reckless men, we're on a rampage again 

We drive with just one hand on the wheel 

Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control 

Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal 

We're there whenever trouble's startin' 

We're rebels without a clue 

We drink milk right from the carton 

And we keep our library books till they're way overdue 

'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly 

That's what we are 

We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly 

You can't stop us 

We're Young (we're so Young) Dumb and Ugly 

So ugly 

Young, Dumb and Ugly