You Don't Take Your Showers Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

You don't take your showers 

You don't use Ban Roll On 

Please don't come near me anymore 

I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill 

I remember when 

You used to smell half-decent 

That hasn't been too recent 

Now your repulsing all the people you know 

You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow 

And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go 

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'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore 

I had to buy some Airwick 

You even made my dog sick 

You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor 

And besides, you're a slob 

You create a nuisance 

When you're out in public 

When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes 

And they just run from you, holding their nose 

And you claim that you're lonely 

But that's how it goes 

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore 

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And you claim that you're lonely 

But that's how it goes 

'Cuz you don't change your undies 

And you don't use Ban Roll On 

And you don't take your showers anymore