With Legs Wide Open Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Well I just herd 

from my nurse today 

she said my thighs are thick 

Is gonna stick 

I tried to run and hide 

but still she waits 

It's a shame I have to 

spread her legs 

With legs wide open 

Under the bright light 

Welcome to my room 

I'll show you everything 

With legs wide open 

Now everything sure stinks 

When you spread your legs 

you show me everything 

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With legs wide open 

With legs wide open 

Well I don't know 

Why your sweaty 

You see my probe 

And you start to shake 

You take a breath 

I'm right between your thighs 

the probe is long 

and it's cold inside 

With legs wide open 

Under the bright light 

Welcome to my room 

I'll show you everything 

With legs wide open 

now everything sure stinks 

when you spread your legs 

you showed me your booty 

Photos 

With legs wide open 

With legs wide open 

You showed me everything 

o yeh 

with legs wide open 

wide open 

If I had just one wish 

Only one demand 

I hope you're not like me I hope you're aggressive 

Well we can shake this bed 

until it cracks in half 

And we can throw our clothes 

right out the window 

With legs wide open 

Under my blanket 

Welcome to my room 

I'll show you everything 

With legs wide open 

with legs wide open