What If God Smoked Cannabis Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

What if God had long hair 

And if His eyes were pretty glazed 

If He looked spaced-out 

Would you buy His story 

Would you believe He had an eye infection 

And yeah yeah 

God looks baked 

Yeah yeah 

God smells good 

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 

What if God smoked cannabis 

Hit the bong like some of us 

Drove a tie-died micro-bus 

And He subscribes to Rolling Stone 

When God made this place 

In the beginning, did he plant any seeds 

Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve 

So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering 

And yeah yeah 

God rolls great 

Yeah yeah 

God smells good 

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 

What if God smoked cannabis 

Do you 'spose He had a buzz 

When He made the platypus 

When He created both our homes 

Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones 

And do you think He rolls His own 

Up there in heaven on the throne 

And when the saints go marching home 

Maybe He sits and smokes a bone 

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