Weenie In A Bottle Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

It feels like I've been alone to long with no girls around my mom was wonderin' 

Thinking of some way to release it 

I looked in the kitchen saw some Crisco oil and that's when my blood started to boil 

Oh yeah 

Oww, oww, oww 

Aw oh 

Oww, oww, oww 

God what did I just do 

No one wanted to be with me 

Had to make my dream come true 

I wanted to have something 

I didn't know what to do 

It seemed like a good idea 

And no one else was around 

I stuck my weenie in a bottle 

And now I can't get it out 

I stuck my weenie in a bottle today 

Got it stuck up there all the way 

I stuck my weenie in a bottle oh no 

Can't, can't someone come help me out 

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It's turning purple all the feelings gone 

Now where did I put that frigin' phone 

Dialing 911 

Please pick up I'm in a lot of pain 

This was supposed to feel good know I'm suffering 

Oh please answer 

Denver 911 what is your emergency 

Oww, oww, oww 

Hello 

Oww, oww, oww 

Sir what seems to be the problem 

No one wanted to be with me 

Had to make my dream come true 

I wanted to have something 

I didn't know what to do 

Go on 

It seemed like a good idea 

And no one else was around 

I stuck my weenie in a bottle and now I can't get it out 

Photos 

So you stuck your weenie in a bottle oh my 

You must feel really lonely guy 

You stuck your weenie in a bottle that's a first 

Don't worry sir were sending somebody out 

Hey Pam this guy got his weenie stuck in a bottle 

No way 

He does 

He's such a loser 

Wait 

Wait sir were sending somebody out 

ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha 

He's in here lets break the door down 

Oh my god 

No one wanted to be with him 

He had to make his dream come true 

He wanted to have something 

I didn't know what to do 

It seemed like a good idea and no one else was around 

He stuck his weenie in a bottle 

And now I can't get it out 

Ok relax kid were gonna get this thing of ya 

Ok terry get ready 

Ready pull, pull, pull 

Oooooooouuuuuuuuccccchhhhh 

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today 

Now, now, now I can't get it out