The Plumbing Song Lyrics - Off The Deep End - Weird Al Yankovic

Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? 

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week? 

Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand 

But plumbing's one thing I don't understand 

It's true, haven't got a clue 

B b baby, I can tell you've got a big problem 

When I flush the john, then your shower goes on 

Baby, now watcha gonna do? 

If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke 

Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench 

Baby, he'll be there for you 

Shower's backing up, water won't go down? 

Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber 

Ba ba ba baby, sink's been stopped up all summer 

Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he'll know what to do 

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Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down 

And the carpet's soaked right through 

Ba, ba, ba, kitchen's flooded too 

Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it's true 

B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer 

If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay 

Baby, he can be here by two 

So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash 

Makin' service calls in his overalls 

Baby, he'll do his best for you 

Sewer's backing up, got you feelin' down? 

Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber 

Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer 

Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few 

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Got a problem with plumbing? Gotta blame it on something? 

Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin' 

Blame it on the faucet that drips all night 

If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through 

Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah 

When I flush the john, now when I flush the john 

It turns the shower on 

Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber 

He'll know what to do 

Call now, we're in the yellow pages