Star Wars Gangster Rap Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Sidius: 

It's not the east or the west side. 

Vader: No its not 

Sidius: It's not the north or the south side. 

Vader: No its not 

Sidius: It's the Dark side 

Vader: You are correct 

Sidius: Keep frontin' the Empire, to all you Vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up! 

Vader: 

What is thy bidding my master? 

Sidius: 

It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after 

Vader: 

What if he could be turned to the dark side- 

Sidius: 

Yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi... 

Vader: 

He will join us or die. 

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We got deathstar (Deathstar) 

We got deathstar (Deathstar) 

We got deathstar (Deathstar) 

We got deathstar (Deathstar) 

We got deathstar (Deathstar) 

We got deathstar (Deathstar) 

We got deathstar (Deathstar) 

We got deathstar (Deathstar) 

And you know that we got it (Deathstar) 

And you know that we got it (Deathstar) 

Fades... 

Uncle Owen: 

Luke, getcho butt over here right now, 

Stop muckin around with that damn landspeeder, 

Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?, 

Did you clean your room? 

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Luke: 

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation 

I cleaned the droids 

Can I go to tashi station 

I got a lay away on a power converter 

But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder 

Obi Wan (Ben): 

Luke use the force and run 

Run to dagobah run to dagobah 

Luke use the force and run 

Run to dagobah run to dagobah 

Yoda: 

I'm Yoda, I'ma solja 

I'm low to the floja 

I though I told ya 

Don't be unwise 

Judge me not by my size 

You won't believe your eyes 

Once the X wing rise 

Luke: 

Yoda, why you bein' a playa hata? 

You know that I must still confront Lord Vader 

Yoda: 

But Luke, 

Not ready are you 

Luke: 

But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew 

A Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do 

So now Vader, I'm coming for you 

That's right R2, gonna set a new course, we're going to Cloud City 

(ahhh) That's mighty good gin and tonic, why don't ya fix me up another? 

Thing's are bout to get ugly 

Vader: 

Impressive now release your anger 

You must have sensed what your friends are in danger 

Luke: 

OWW! Why'd you slice off my hand? 

Vader: 

Its imperative you understand 

Obi Wan would never bother 

Telling you about your father 

Luke: 

He told me enough - he told me you killed him 

Vader: 

Then there's something I must reveal then: 

I'm your father 

I'm your father 

I'm your father 

I'm your father 

I'm your father 

I'm your father 

I'm your father 

I'm your father 

Han Solo: 

Knock em out the box Luke 

Knock em out 

Knock em out the box Luke 

Knock em out 

Knock em out the box Luke 

Knock em out 

Knock em out the box Luke 

Knock em out 

Knock em out the box Luke...