Poodle Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast 

In pastures you might find it grazing 

It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least 

It's antlers are simply amazing 

Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand 

It's our main source of pork, ham and bacon 

But, then again, on the other hand 

I could be completely mistaken 

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