Nobody Here But Us Frogs Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues 

From my elbow down to my shoes 

So let's throw another fire on the logs 

Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine 

With genuine Columbian lima beans 

Dynastic and elastic, it's all made out of plastic 

There's nobody here but us frogs 

I'd like to find a girl who really cares 

About the size of my nasal hairs 

She could feed bananas to the dogs 

We could climb the church and look down from the steeple 

Where all the ants look like people 

Nutritious and delicious, it's even surreptitious 

There's nobody here but us frogs 

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They say I'm crazy 

But I couldn't care less 

Why don't they leave me alone 

Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess 

I get a thrill 

Bein' mentally ill, yes I do 

They seem to think it's a crime 

But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes 

That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls 

Makin' obscene telephone calls 

And throwin' TV dinners to the hogs 

I never trust a naked Eskimo 

And don't you eat that purple snow 

Revolting and disgusting 

My belly button's rusting 

There's nobody here but us frogs 

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They say I'm crazy 

But I couldn't care less 

Why don't they leave me alone 

Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess 

I get a thrill 

Bein' mentally ill, yes I do 

They seem to think it's a crime 

But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes 

That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls 

Makin' obscene telephone calls 

And throwin' TV dinners to the hogs 

I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot 

And Wilshire Boulevard's a Commie plot 

Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent 

Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant 

Superblier commended, eccentric and demented 

There's nobody here but us 

Nobody here but us 

Nobody here but us frogs, I mean it 

Nobody here but us frogs