Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror 

When I wake up every morn 

And I marvel at how great I've been 

Since the day that I was born 

I've made so many albums 

I've run out of things to name 'em 

My fans all want to be like me 

And really, who can blame 'em 

Teenage groupies all surround me 

I guess I know why 

No one else can match my charm 

Why do they even try 

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All the girls in college 

Turned me down for other fellas 

But I know why, it seems to me 

They're just insanely jealous 

Who wouldn't be 

Some people call it self-indulgence 

But they just don't understand 

That it's hard to be too humble 

When you know that you're so grand 

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect 

I just want you to see 

That I've never met a person 

Who's as wonderful as me 

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty 

And I'm certainly not conceited 

But anyone trying to match my wits 

Is very soon defeated 

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I'm a marvellous human being 

I'm just one big hunk of man 

Sometimes I have to marvel 

At how very great I am 

Some people call it self-indulgence 

But they just don't understand 

That it's hard to be too humble 

When you know that you're so grand 

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect 

I just want you to see 

That I've never met a person 

Who's as marvellous, spectacular 

Fantastic and terrific 

And so very great and wonderful as me