I'm Fat Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Your butt is wide, well mine is too 

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you 

The word is out, better treat me right 

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite 

Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right 

My zippers bust, my buckles break 

I'm too much man for you to take 

The pavement cracks when I fall down 

I've got more chins than Chinatown 

Well, I've never used a phone booth 

And I've never seen my toes 

When I'm goin' to the movies 

I take up seven rows 

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Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

Don't ya call me pudgy, portly or stout 

Just now tell me once again, whos fat? 

When I walk out to get my mail 

It measures on the Richter scale 

Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man 

I'm the only one who gets a tan 

If I have one more pie a la mode 

I'm gonna need my own ZIP code 

When you're only havin' seconds 

I'm havin' twenty thirds 

When I go to get my shoes shined 

I gotta take their word 

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Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds 

Lemme tell you once again, who's fat 

If you see me comin' your way 

Better give me plenty space 

If I tell you that I'm hungry 

Then won't you feed my face 

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

When I sit around the house 

I really sit around the house 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know, you know, you know, come on 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

And you know all by myself Im a crowd 

Lemme tell you once again 

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, you know 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know 

(Fat, fat, really, really fat) 

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud 

Just tell me once again, whos fat