Im A Wigga Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

I wear fake gold to make up for my little cock 

got my rag on backwards so I look just like 2pac 

with my cap tilted cause im trying to hide the fact that im from maine 

but I represent the south side 

got a bb gun that looks just like a Mac 10 

if I shot your bitch it might not even break the skin 

I wear my jeans so low you can see my booty crack 

got chrome painted rims on my 86'pontiac with fuzzy dice 

in a rigged up black/white 

my curfew's at 10 but I stay out till midnight 

sitting' in my ride puffin bennys from my one hitter 

can't smoke at home cause ill get caught by my baby sitter 

I wanna be black but with my mustache I look Mexican 

I learned how to spit rhymes from reading green eggs and ham 

I talk plenty shit so that must make me hard 

I did a 2 day stretch for stealing at Wall-Mart 

im a wigga so go figure im just a white boy that wants to be a nigga 

dont forget the dew rag take me to the tanning booth 

got a little bling bling next week im getting a gold tooth 

calling up some honeys they only give me pussy cause I say I got the money 

none of my hoes are over 13 'cause to 2 of these little tricks my dick looks humongous 

I live my mamma's basement and im almost 23 

other than that theres nothing going for me 

never had a hard day in my life you see except when I took my mother fucking g.e.d. 

I aint a gangster bitch im just a prankster bitch and if you step to me I run just like a bitch 

I run just far enough to where you cant catch me 

peel out in my ride and call you pussy 

but living in the suburbs im the toughest on my block 

and every little hoe is riding all up on my jock 

not packing too much meat so I stuff it with a sock 

remember the first line yeah I said I had a little cock 

im a wigga so go figure im just a white boy that wants to be a nigga 

my closets full of Fubu sipping on the 40's 

my name is really Carl but you can call me shorty 

when you see me strutting down the street walking with a limp 

its not because im hard its cause I got my ass kicked by a bunch of real G's 

they beat my ass and shanked me with a knife 

for trying to be down and claim in ghetto life 

it'll all catch up to you in the end some day 

you'll be alone and ill be with all my friends and we'll kick your ass 

yeah we'll beat you down mother fucker 

dont make me act a clown I ain't in a gang 

but I can talk the slang I know the Ebonics hand book like it aint no thang 

so I must be real yo I listen to mc hammer 

and im down with my new dough so that pretty much how the story goes 

im the suburban gangster that fucks 12 year olds 

just a skinny honky that tries to act tough 

but i'm the first to back down if you call my bluff 

im a wigga so go figure im just a white boy that wants to be a nigga 

smoking token stank weed 

wear a pick in my hair 

stomping in my air force 1's but cant afford 2 pair 

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