I Hate Big Butts Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

I like small butts and i cannot lie 

You Honkeys can't deny 

When i girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face i get sick 

Cause i like a toothpick, I'll beat that booty with a stick 

Even the jeans she's wearin, her pants they're almost tearin 

No baby i want a flat booty, that's tuity fruity 

The honkeys tried to warn me that butt you've got is 'Oh so corny' 

Oh chicken smoothskin you say you wanna get in my olds 

Well peck me peck me caus you aint that average chickadee 

Hell with romancin, i'll take her wallet dancin 

Rich, bitch i'll dig for her money ditch 

So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme 

If you ask me what my flavour is i'll tell you it's vanilla icecream 

So honkeys 'Yeah' honkys 'Yeah' does you girlfriend have a derriair 

Well shrink it, shrink it, so i can get right down and dink it 

Baby got jack 

'White honkys with the real small booty white honkys with the real small booty' 

Baby got jack 

'White honkys with the real small booty white honkys with the real small booty' 

I like em flat and small and when i'm in the mall i just can't help myself i'm doin the dog pound call 'Woof woof woof woof' 

Don't like a sister, who farts while playin twister, i wish those beans did miss her 

Even uncle ben would fester 

I like my bootys real slender, and tender and if i see a big booty, i'll put it in the blender don't wanna re-offend her 

i get into my Honda, what the hell is an anaconda? 

All i know is i like jane fonda's, better than yulanda's 

Baby got jack 

'White honkys with the real small booty white honkys with the real small booty' 

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