Dead Car Battery Blues Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four 

Well i, can't go to the park 

I can't go to work 

I can't do nothin' 

I gotta stay in my house like a jerk 

How come I always lose 

My car has blown a fuse 

Oh yeah 

I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes 

And the dead car battery blues 

You know, can't visit my girlfriend 

I can't go to school 

I can't go anywhere 

Gotta stay in my room like a fool 

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'cause I got grease in my hair 

My belvedere's in disrepair 

Oh yeah 

I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes 

And the dead car battery blues 

So i, went to see my mechanic 

He said, "okay, now what is wrong" 

I told him my car wouldn't start 

He said, "this shouldn't take very long" 

So he replaced all my plugs and my points 

And he looked at my carburetor 

He took out my engine and turned it around 

And then seventeen hours later 

He looked at my headlights and said 

"son, how long have these things been on" 

I told him, "oh, about three or four weeks" 

He said, "buddy, I know what's wrong" 

"but I hate to be the one to give you the news" 

"you got the dead car battery blues" 

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So now i, can't go to my office 

Can't work on my job 

I might as well lock myself up in my room 

And live my life like a slob 

How come I always lose 

My belvedere has blown a fuse 

Oh yeah 

I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes 

And the dead car battery blues