Crampton Comes Alive Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Well, woke up this morning 

With a Big Mac in my hand 

What fries, whose fries 

Where's my Hot Apple Pies 

Must be a joke 

I can't believe there's no Coke 

Thank you, thank you, thank you 

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