Cat's In The Kettle Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese, 

It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese? 

Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain. 

But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein. 

Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork 

But Garfield's on my fork. 

Hes purrin' here on my fork. 

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon, 

The place that I eat every day at noon. 

They can feed you cat and you'll never know, 

Once they wrap it up in dough, boy. 

They fry it real crisp in dough. 

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Chou Lin asked if I wanted more 

As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store. 

I said "Not today. I lost my appetite. 

There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight." 

I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two, 

When I swear I heard it mew, boy. 

And that is when I knew, 

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There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon, 

I think I gotta stop eating there at noon, 

They say that it's beef or fish or pork, 

But it's purrin' there on my fork, 

There's a hairball on my fork