Amoeba Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

The Amoeba is so small you need 

A microscope to see one 

It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, 

I'd rather see then be one 

They never sing or laugh or talk 

Or eat fondeaux or ciche 

And if you take one for a walk 

You need a tiny leash 

I know the thing must have a brain 

Although I couldn't tell you where 

It sure must be an awful pain 

To be so unicellular 

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