Alligator Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Deep inside the merky swamp 

There lives the Alligator 

His policy is first to chomp 

And then ask questions later 

Although his lifestyle may seem crass, 

I really wouldn't knock it 

He'd never wear a shirt that has 

A yuppie on the pocket 

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