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Weird Al Yankovic

Genres: Rock

1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Fat and weak what a disgrace. 

Guess the champ got too lazy. 

ain't goin' to fly now. 

He's just taking up space. 

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. 

 

But he's no bum he works down the street. 

he bought the neighbourhood deli 

Back on his feet now he's chopping up meat. 

Come inside maybe you'll hear him say: 

 

try the rye or the kaiser 

they're our special tonight 

if you want you can have an appetiser 

You might like a salami and the liver's alright 

And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser 

 

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Never eats while on the job 

he heard it's good to stay hungry 

but he makes a pretty mean shishkebab 

have a taste they were made fresh today 

 

try the rye or the kaiser 

or the wheat or the white 

maybe i can suggest an appetizer 

stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight 

but you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser 

 

So today his deli comes first 

Steady dreams of his past days of glory 

goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst 

all the while you can still hear him say 

 

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It's the rye or the kaiser 

it's the thrill of one bite 

let me please be you catering advisor 

If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight 

You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser 

 

the rye or the kaiser 

 

the rye or the kaiser 

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