The Blarney Stone Lyrics - The Mollusk - Ween

Get off my ass, you wee bitty fuck 

If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck 

Who's that girl, that pretty young thing? 

After I fuck her she'll get up and sing 

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye 

Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye 

Down to the pub for a two shilling Ale 

The bread on the counter is going stale 

If I don't get some fresh bread soon 

Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon 

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye 

Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye 

Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time 

Got too many other things on me mind 

Patty was nice, she was pale and cute 

But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit 

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye 

Aye aye aye, the blarney stone that brings a tear to me eye 

Got ooze in my pores, my feet are all wet 

Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet 

Got stones in me bladder, got a crack in me head 

When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said 

Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye 

Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye