Roses Are Free Lyrics - Chocolate And Cheese - Ween

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree 

Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me 

Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny 

Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free 

But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree 

Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free 

Take a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will 

Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill 

Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill 

Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill 

But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree 

Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free 

Throw that pumpkin at the tree 

Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny 

Cast it off into the sea 

Bake that pie and eat it with me 

Throw that pumpkin at the tree 

Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny 

Cast it off into the sea 

Bake that pie and eat it with me