Pumpin' 4 The Man Lyrics - Live In Toronto Canada - Ween

It's a seven mile walk from the office to the pumps 

Sometimes you think you're gonna drop 

In the end you're filthy, dirty, horny and pissed off 

And before you can leave you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop 

It's a real real bitch to be workin' for the man 

But shit, I do it well, so what the fuck 

I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump 

But it's all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck 

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that fucker good 

Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump 

Get your fingers outta your ass and pump some faggot's gas 

And think about how bad New Hope sucks 

And it's a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up 

And then you check their oil and know you're fucked 

'Cause no one wants a loser who works for five an hour 

Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and rude as hell 

Now, I can fix a tire like Hurricane Melinda 

I know, that I'm the best for what it's worth 

So if I choose to help you don't look like you expect it 

'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth 

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that fucker good 

Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump 

Get your fingers outta your ass and pump some faggot's gas 

And think about how bad New Hope sucks, woah 

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that fucker good 

Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump 

Get your fingers outta your ass and pump some faggot's gas 

And think about how bad New Hope sucks, woah