Mountain Dew Lyrics - Paintin' The Town Brown: Ween Live '90-'98 - Ween

There's a big holler tree down the road here from me 

Where you lay down a dollar or two 

Well you go round the bend and when you come back again 

There's a jug full of good ole mountain dew 

Oh they call it that ole mountain dew 

And them that refuse it are few 

I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug 

With some good ole mountain dew 

Now my uncle Nort, he's sawed off and short 

He measures about four foot two 

But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint 

Of that good ole mountain dew 

Well my ole aunt Jill bought some brand new perfume 

It had such a sweet smellin' pew 

But to her surprise when she had it analyzed 

It was nothin' but good ole mountain dew 

Well the preacher rolled by with his head heisted high 

Said his wife had been down with the flu 

And he thought that I ought just to sell him a quart 

Of that good ole mountain dew 

Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill 

Where he runs of a gallon or two 

Now the buzzards in the sky get so drunk, they can't fly 

From smellin' the good ole mountain dew 

Oh they call it that ole mountain dew 

And them that refuse it are few 

I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug 

With some good ole mountain dew