Happly Ever Cadaver Lyrics - Wednesday 13

Well I broke my nail on your coffin lid 

Trying to get to the beauty within 

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine 

Digging a grave while wearing a skirt 

Asking for trouble, gonna get myself hurt 

But its fine, you're gonna be mine 

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes 

You make me feel warm and fuzzy inside 

Now my wigs all frizzy 

And I've got a run in my hose 

Rigor mortis has been kind to you 

And left you in a sexy pose 

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver 

You're gonna be mine 

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver 

You're gonna be mine 

This transvestite moves by moonlight 

With six inch heels and a pink flashlight 

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine 

I put you in the back of my Cadillac 

Next to my lingerie and tire jack 

Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine 

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes 

You make me warm and fuzzy inside 

Now my wigs all frizzy 

And I've got a run in my hose 

Rigor mortis has been kind to you 

And left you in a sexy pose 

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver 

You're gonna be mine 

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver 

You're gonna be mine 

All right, dig 'em up 

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi 

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi 

Alright 

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes 

You make me warm and fuzzy inside 

Now my wigs all frizzy 

And I've got a run in my hose 

Rigor mortis has been kind to you 

And left you in a sexy pose 

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver 

You're gonna be mine