The One Lyrics - All You Can Do - Watsky

Everywhere I look it seems like everybody's pairing off 

I'm staring at the pairs like they were tits on Lara Croft 

Even all the dogs I see are clicking so terrific 

Picking out their favorite puppy's ass to sniff and stickin with it 

All the faker single ladies twerkin to Beyoncé 

Every single one of em is somebody's fiancée 

You never spilled your guts. You wanted your say 

Wait a couple years and try again when they're divorcees 

All the gentlemen are trynna get the pussy, wanna make that pelvis scream 

But when I hit it and I quit it then it never really helps my self-esteem 

We want some tonsil hockey, but we got hecka cocky 

Overfished the ocean, so we're running low on tekka maki 

Sushi douchey dudes are saying 'do me' but we're doomed 

We run away from keepers and go creepin on the goons 

Most men and women full of crap, need a laxative 

Want the ass when I'm waxin it, Uncle Sam how I'm taxin it 

Do a backflip and try to land in it, then abandon it, pretty soon we're back to 

I don't believe in "the one" 

There's no such thing as "the one" 

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Wonderland is where I'll find an Alice who is radical 

Checkin on my ex and soon I'm creepin on her lover 

And when the picture buffers I see her new boyfriend's buffer than me 

Got those upper pecs his fuckin V-neck couldn't cover 

My dick pretty lonely but my nuts still got each other 

I suffer, suffer from a habit, yes I'm an addict 

But someone else is out there, it's just simple mathematics 

There's over 7 billion mothafuckas on the planet and 4 billion of us are of legal age 

That's 2 billion ladies, 4 billion tittays, and I bet a couple of em aren't engaged 

And I get it you've been looking for the one but they been running trynna hide like Kony 

And you're gonna find em if you're getting back into the saddle, baby ride that pony 

And if you never get over that early lover then it sucks for you 

Gotta admit that it's difficult to be watching her with him but everybody want a love that's true 

I'm waiting, batin' patiently, yo I'm a catch 

I'm losing my head, playing musical beds, and looking for "the one" that match 

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