My Feet Jumped Salty Lyrics - Washboard Sam

The hookin' cow 

Spoke about the little young heifer 

The buckin' bull, says 

"I just now left her" 

Then the cow jumps salty 

Now 'cause it was against her rules 

Now if you think that she liked it 

Well, you just a black-eyed fool 

The little Guinea rooster 

Told the little Guinea hen 

"If I ever catch you squattin' 

Around my nest again" 

I will have to jump salty 

Lord, 'cause it's really against my rules 

Now if you think that he liked it 

Well, you just a black-eyed fool 

Beat it out, boy 

He another black-eyed fool 

My, my, my 

Now two old womens 

Are runnin' hand in hand 

The one found out 

The other one had her man 

Then that woman jumped salty 

Lord, 'cause it was against her rules 

Now if you think that she liked it 

Well, you just a black-eyed fool 

I was chattin' with a girl 

In the wrong place 

A man cocked a pistol 

Right in my face 

Then my feet jumped salty 

Now 'cause it was against his rules 

Now if you think that I liked it 

Well, you just a black-eyed fool