I'm The Bad Guy Lyrics - Wander Over Yonder

I'm not the damsel in distress... 

I'm not your girlfriend or the fright. ened. prin. cess. 

I'm not the little bird that needs your help to fly. Nope. 

I'm the bad guy. 

All these former villains that you see... 

Each of them with shaking knees have knelt. be. fore. me. 

I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I boys?! 

(she's the bad guy.) 

Oh, it's magic 

to watch a planet 

shrivel up and die... 

Oh, it's thrillin' 

to be a villain 

I destroy their homes and then I watch. Them. CRY... 

Hahahaha! I'M THE BAD GUY! 

OH, AND IT'S FANTASTIC 

I SEE SOMETHING, I BLAST IT! 

AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY... 

See, I've always had a weakness 

For barrenness and bleakness 

I CRUSH ALL YOUR HOPES AND THEN I WATCH. YOU. CRY...