Door Number Two Lyrics - Circus Money - Walter Becker

Tell me real tell me true 

Tell me more about door number two 

Do me red do me blue 

What goes on behind door number two? 

Betsy Button — she just got old 

Drives to Vegas with a kid or two 

She saved her nickels — it sure adds up 

Now she's got 'em in a paper cup 

She needs: 

3 bars 

3 cherries 

3 lemons 

3 pigs 

A date with Elvis 

A new car 

A roll of dollars for the cookie jar 

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Tell me real tell me true 

Tell me more about door number two 

Do me red do me blue 

What's to do behind door number two? 

Please Mr. Barker — look and see 

What are the chances for a city boy 

About my age my height and weight 

What is the payout on an inside straight? 

A new love 

A new hairline 

Fame and fortune 

A square deal 

High adventure in a far-off world 

An assignation with a college girl 

Tell me real tell me true 

Tell me more about door number two 

Do me red do me blue 

What goes on behind door number two? 

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This old town goes on and on 

It ages better than my bag of tricks 

Nothing finer for the old morale 

Then a tony townhouse in a swank locale 

The Bahamas 

The Bermudas 

The Barbados 

Or I don't know — 

Gin and tonic on the veranda 

A firm appointment with the late late show 

Tell me real tell me true 

Tell me more about door number two 

Do me red do me blue 

What goes on behind door number two?