Cringemaker Lyrics - Walter Becker

What ever happened to my college belle 

When did she turn into the wife from hell 

Cringemaker 

What are we coming to 

Cringemaker 

What have they done to you 

In the beginning we rode high on the hog 

Down in the kitchen now it's dog eat dog 

Our little cringemaker up on the second floor 

Sweet little cringemaker 

Hey listen cringemaker who locked the bedroom door 

Sweet little cringemaker 

Sweet little cringemaker 

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And every time I go to make my play 

She rolls mighty boulders in my way 

Say little cringemaker it's such a bumpy ride 

Hey little cringemaker thought you were on my side 

And every time I get to have my say 

She just laughs and looks the other way 

Oh little cringemaker this time you hurt my pride 

Sweet little cringemaker 

Say little cringemaker where am I gonna hide 

Sweet little cringemaker 

Sweet little cringemaker 

Nobody told us when we started out 

Just what this life is really all about 

Sometimes I wonder and you do too 

If I could do it all over would i 

Still do it all over you 

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She calls me daddy and I just go numb 

Down in the bottom where the love comes from 

Sweet little cringemaker what happened on the way 

Sweet little cringemaker to where we are today 

I try to figure but I'm way too dumb 

How we got here from where we started from 

Cringe I guess we always knew 

Swee' little who we would turn into 

Sweet little cringemaker