Fat Randy Lyrics - Firme - Voodoo Glow Skulls

He's big, fat, ugly and mean 

Too many beers and he's a shitting machine 

Once he's drunk he likes to fight 

Any fifteen year old in sight 

Don't try to run, don't try to hide 

He'll steal your car without thinking twice 

Stop the party, hide your shit 

Because Fat Randy's in the house tonight 

High school parties are his thing 

He drives up in his orange machine 

He'll start fighting with his friends 

Fat Randy gets you in the end 

Fat Randy snuck in my house 

Fat Randy shit on my couch 

Fat Randy, quiet as a mouse 

Fat Randy, Fat Randy