Elephantitis Lyrics - Baile De Los Locos - Voodoo Glow Skulls

I woke up with my nuts by my side 

So I brushed my tooth and I took them for a ride 

When I go driving it's the carpool lane all the way 

Because I am beside myself my girl sits in the back 

'Cuz my nuts ride shotgun 

I've got elephantitis of the nuts 

Public pussy places won't have me they think 

I'm an embarrassment of the human male society 

It's not a disease, don't want a quarantine 

Because these nuts are my personal property 

Some say that I'm a hero to all my fellow men 

I'm their token role model like Alanis is to women