The Sexy Data Tango Lyrics - Voltaire

If, while you're out in space, love, you're horny as a targ 

Take a tip from a security chief, love that phat slut Tasha Yar 

She discovered the pleasures of Data, he became her sexual pet 

'Cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct 

He's fully functional and anatomically correct 

His defiant, with its thrusters will explode in your wormhole 

And he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warp core manifold 

His multiphasic torpedo will penetrate your rift 

And cause a quantum singularity in your trans warp conduit 

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet 

'Cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct 

He's fully functional and anatomically correct 

He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube 

Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffries tube 

So lower your shields, spread your nacelles to make room for his craft 

As he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft 

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet 

'Cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct 

He's fully functional and anatomically correct 

His pelvis, a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts 

He's full of dilithium crystals in his bolts and in his nuts 

He too likes to be pleasured he will put you on your knees 

And if you're into disgrace 

He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze 

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet 

'Cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct 

He's fully functional and anatomically correct 

He's fully functional and anatomically correct