The Dirtiest Song That Ain't Lyrics - Voltaire

Well iv'e been 'round for a long time 

and i learned along the way 

if ya wanna go on the radio there are words you just cant say 

Now, iv'e thought hard about it 

i think iv'e found a way around it 

help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't 

ya got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't 

come on man, wont ya lend me a hand and say the words i can't? 

help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't 

Down in Carolina, i met a girl with a nice.... 

so i reached down between us and i whipped out my... 

we skipped right past the suckin' 

and got right down to.... 

she turned and said "I gotta ask would ya slip it into my..." 

help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't 

ya got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't 

come on man, wont ya lend me a hand and say the words i can't? 

help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't 

Her husband was a trucker 

he was a filthy mother... 

I didn't wanna wrastle 

with this no good stinking.... 

i heard him come through the kitchen door 

as i was banging his filthy.... 

i knew i'd end up in a ditch 

if he caught me riding his... 

help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't 

ya got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't 

come on man, wont ya lend me a hand and say the words i can't? 

help me go on the radio ya gotta say the words i can't 

"Mercy please!" i told him 

but he grabbed me by the.... 

i said "i dont mean to seem crass 

but why are ya buttering up your..." 

he said "My wife's a beard and she lured ya here 

because i'm queer and i love it in the...." 

ya helped me go on the radio by saying the words i can't 

ya had to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't 

sir or mam thanks for lending a hand and saying the words i can't? 

You had to sing along and now this song's.... 

The dirtiest song! 

the filthiest song! 

the dirtiest song that aint!