Death Death Lyrics - Voltaire

My granny while on her death bed 

She turned and said to me 

"Why must you view life so morbidly? 

I tried to teach you right 

But somewhere I went wrong 

'Cuz you sang those 

Death death devil devil evil evil songs" 

When six pallbearers put her down 

And laid her body in the ground 

My eyes were wet 

My face was very long 

The pastor said "son here you are 

Won't you please take this guitar 

Sing dearly departed Granny one last song" 

And I sang death death 

devil devil devil devil 

evil evil evil evil songs 

Hell you know that's how I get along 

The world is full of tragedies 

So how can it be wrong? 

Singing death death death death 

Devil devil evil evil songs 

Well I was shopping at Hot Topic 

And I was walking out the door 

When two dumb jocks came up to me 

They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween" 

And they kicked my lipstick to the floor 

And I sang death death 

devil devil devil devil 

evil evil evil evil songs 

Hell you know that's how I get along 

The world is full of idiots 

So how can it be wrong? 

Singing death death death death 

Devil devil evil evil songs 

Well I went down to church on Sunday 

I sat up front in a pew 

The priest said "Jesus and Mary too 

Son what the devils got into you? 

Get up and sing a hymn or two" 

And I sang death death 

devil devil devil devil 

evil evil evil evil songs 

And you know that's how I get along 

The world's full of hypocrisies 

So how can it be wrong? 

Singing death death death death 

Devil devil evil evil songs 

I was invited to the White House 

The president pulled me aside 

He said "Son sing us a song of peace 

For those evil doers in the Middle East" 

I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme 

And I sang death death 

devil devil devil devil 

evil evil evil evil songs 

And you know that's how I get along 

The world is full of W's 

So how can it be wrong? 

Singing death death death death 

Devil devil evil evil songs 

Well then I died and went to Hell 

I could tell right away by the awful smell 

That this was clearly not the pearly gates 

The devil said "come here young man 

My wife and I are your biggest fans" 

So naturally I felt I had it made 

Well then he reached into an iron chest 

And he picked a tool that he felt was best 

Then he jabbed me in the shlong 

With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs 

He turned to me and winked and sang this song 

He sang death death 

devil devil devil devil 

evil evil evil evil songs 

Yeah I know that's how you got along 

I find your song hilarious 

But now your soul's precarious 

Singing your death death death death 

Devil devil evil evil songs 

I'm just kidding kid 

Welcome to Hell 

Enjoy the buffet 

Death death 

devil devil devil devil 

evil evil evil evil songs 

And you know that's how we got along 

The world is full of sinners 

So how can it be wrong? 

Singing death death death death 

Devil devil evil evil songs