Cathouse Tragedy Lyrics - Voltaire

Gentlemen! 

Come on in, right on in, 

To our temple of sin, 

The sensual and, sublime 

With multiple versions 

Of every perversion 

And women of every kind 

If you're a fellow 

Who likes a bordello 

With something odd for a change, 

Two dollars more, 

You can have a dead whore 

We specialize in the strange 

If you get lucky this evening 

And one takes you up for a whirl 

Might I suggest you look under the dress 

'Cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here! 

Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! 

Come and see 

Why we like to call our cathouse 

Tragedy! 

What a curious sight! 

Our female selection 

Is not quite perfection 

It's like biting into a bitter confection 

At Cathouse Tragedy! 

There's an Asian albino 

And as far as I know 

She has the prosthetic eye 

And if you approve it 

She'll gladly remove it 

If you tire of her thighs 

Don't be alarmed 

By the girl with no arms 

She's actually quite a treat 

And if you wanna 

She'll peel your banana 

She's bloody good with her feet! 

If you get lucky this evening 

And one takes you up for a spin 

Might be suggestin' 

A lamby intestine 

You don't know where these girls have been! 

Oh! Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! 

Come and see 

Why we like to call our cathouse 

Tragedy! 

It's a curious sight! 

Our female selection 

Is not quite perfection 

It's like biting into a bitter confection 

At Cathouse Tragedy! 

They called you pretty 

In your hometown 

Not to be petty, 

But here in the city, 

You're not all that pretty, 

You're lucky we keep you around! 

Now get back to work! 

Come on in to the cathouse! 

We've got pussies of every kind! 

We have black, white and yellow and red ones! 

And only one or two are feline! 

I'm your benevolent MC 

And I'm here to make sure they behave 

Sure, they smell like cheese 

And they're full of disease, 

But just think of the money you'll save! 

Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! 

Come and see 

Why we like to call our cathouse 

Tragedy! 

It's a curious sight! 

Our female collection 

Is not quite perfection 

It's like biting into a bitter confection 

At Cathouse Tragedy! 

At the Cathouse Tragedy!