Brains! Lyrics - Boo Hoo - Voltaire

"Well hello there little boy. 

Now don't be shy. 

Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy. 

Don't be frightened by the look in my eye. 

I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky. 

Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place 

I'm just a fish outaa water from outer space 

You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained 

So why don't you be a pal... 

And bring me some BRAINS! 

Go down to your neighbor's place 

See the dull expression on his face 

you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me 

He's not using his brain he's just watching TV! 

Go down to Mr. McGee's 

He hasn't had a thought since '43. 

His brain is the portrait of atrophy. 

He ain't using it, why not give it to me? 

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, 

I'll drink their (her) brains 'til they're zombified. 

Sure she might think it's deranged 

But she won't give it a thought 

Once I've eaten her brain. 

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. 

It's not a matter if it isn't gray, 

And if at first she thinks it's strange, 

shewon't think twice 

If she don't have a brain! 

Go down to the Wonton shop, 

My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop 

I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads 

And half an hour later, I'm hungry again! 

Creep into the donut shop 

Sneak in tip-toe past the cop. 

Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea. 

And any other sweetbrains you happen to see. 

Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um... 

My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um. 

Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones, 

They're so delectable, especially the small ones. 

No time to cook em in a skillet. 

My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it. 

I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em, 

i'll just grab my self a straw and drink em!!! 

Now you've been swell to go around 

And bring me every single brain in town 

But with all these brains, I can't help but think 

That there isn't one left out there to drink. 

Fess up boy, come on, Heck! 

Is there someone that you're trying to protect? 

Bring her down here to meet her end 

And i promise I'll be your bestest friend. 

BRAINS..... 

Bring me her Brains..... 

BRING ME HER BRAINS!!!!!!!! 

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"