Nature Nixes Mumbo Mantras Lyrics - Vital Organ Auction

The world refuses to heal 

despite the passionate musicians 

who lament environmental decay 

in the catchiest of ways 

as they breed at or beyond 

the replacement rate 

Dude, that's such a catchy chorus 

(Duuude!); 

it rocks like ironic activists 

But if you care about this crisis, 

better allocate some quality time 

for a good look at, 

a long talk with, 

your conventional penis 

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Easy to blame corporations 

or castigate world governments 

but your precious little miracles 

are merely market signals 

to producers of fossil fuels 

and industrial chemicals 

Perhaps pollution 

doesn't bother you like you say it does 

Perhaps (Perhaps) sickness 

doesn't bother you like you claim it does 

Perhaps (Perhaps) suffering 

doesn't bother you like you say it does 

Not drought, not landfills, not crowding 

Not deforestation, nor poverty 

Not war, not extinction, or sprawling 

Not epidemics, nor scarcity 

Not eminent domain or exponential karaoke 

Not even millions dying prematurely 

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Parents with kiddos at protests: 

you rock like ironic musicians 

But if you care about this crisis, 

better allocate some quality time 

for a good look at, 

a long talk with, 

your recreant organs 

Bet you never fathomed we God monsters 

would get the heavens 

so damned riled up 

that they'd rip themselves apart 

and wrap their hands 

right around our throats 

Breeder times breeders 

x more breeders: 

you shout those catchy slogans; 

they rock like ironic musicians 

Bro--Bro--Bro 

Bro!--Bro!--Bro! 

Your hip unworldly lyrics 

hop heaven like Bible chariots 

But if you care about this crisis, 

better allocate some quality time 

for a good look at, 

a long talk with, 

your conventional penis 

If you really want 

a better planet, 

ride the night with 

rubber right after 

you ramp yourself up 

with a review 

of basic mathematics