Down The Hatchet Lyrics - Vital Organ Auction

Oh 

Oh my 

Oh my brain 

O my brain has never munched such mush 

The Republican and Democratic parties 

disputing minuscule percentiles 

between their respective barbarities 

Partisans puking pabulum along 

with du jour puppets of puppeteers 

Crime isn't criminal if the right team 

does it every two, four, or six years 

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Yes, yes, yes--I prefer the body pile over there 

No, no, no--I prefer the body pile over here 

Yes, yes, yes--I prefer the body pile over there 

(No, no, no) 

No, no, no--I prefer the body pile over here 

(Yes, yes, yes) 

Hooooray! 

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! 

Hooooray! 

[x 2] 

O my tongue has never slurped such slush 

Pixilated nation pours frat-house alcohol 

Nazi war criminals deserved their punishment 

America contravenes Nuremberg protocols 

Our people were just doing their jobs 

to protect police and warfare states 

Ask the dead about the difference 

between torture from the SS or CIA 

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Yes, yes, yes--I prefer the bodies stacked like that 

No, no, no--I prefer the bodies stacked like this 

Hooooray! 

Hooray for Vietnam! 

Hooooray! 

Hooray for Afghanistan! 

Hooooray! 

Hooray for Iraq! 

Huzzah for another century 

of violent foreign policy! 

I prefer Republican fingers on the buttons 

Yes, I prefer Republican fingers on the buttons 

No I prefer Democratic fingers on the buttons 

Yes, I prefer Democratic fingers on the buttons 

No I want Republicans with their fingers on the-- 

No I want Democrats with their fingers on the-- 

I want Democrats with their fingers on the buttons 

Oh I want Democrats with their fingers on the buttons 

No I want Republicans with their fingers on the buttons 

I do want Republicans with their fingers on the buttons 

No I prefer Democratic fingers on the buttons 

No I prefer Republican fingers on the buttons 

(But I want no Republicans, 

no Democrats 

and no red buttons 

But I prefer no Democrats, 

no Republicans 

and no red buttons) 

Oh my 

Between bumper-sticker simplifications 

bats invade the Democratic belfry 

Behind the knick-knacks of nationalism 

dictatorship forms Republican pageantry 

Imagine interaction sans barriers 

of ballot boxes, boot boys, 'n' billy clubs 

Think leviathan State anachronistic 

O my thoughts have never thought such thunks 

O my thoughts 

have never thunk such thuds