Pong Dance Lyrics - Singles - Vigiland

Been away for college, was the baddest geek around 

He's been doing everything but make his parents proud 

He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk 

Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk 

His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend 

His barbie tried a female Ken 

But when the white ball hits the red cup 

He's the baddest fucker in the frat club 

Then he does the pong dance 

The the the the pong dance 

He does the pong dance 

The the the the pong dance 

He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint 

He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!" 

And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red 

Even though he told the guys he got her into bed 

But when you see him at the table 

He turns out to be rather stable 

And when the white ball hits the red cup 

He's the baddest fucker in the frat club 

Then he does the pong dance 

Then he does the pong dance 

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