Sultan, So Mighty Lyrics - Vic Chesnutt

I'm here because i'm a eunuch 

I am no threat 

I'm here to watch the ladies 

And to fan away their sweat 

And the sultan, so mighty 

Comes crawling to me 

When he has a little problem 

With the ladies 

I'm here because i am a eunuch 

I'm perfectly safe 

I'm here to bring the ladies 

Hot towels when they bathe 

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And the sultan, so mighty 

Wants to talk to me 

When he needs a little help 

With the ladies 

And what he don't know 

Won't hurt him 

What we know 

Would never hurt him 

But he would hurt us 

If he knew what we know 

I'm here because i am a eunuch 

A trusted confidant 

I'm here to serve the ladies 

They tell me what they want 

And the sultan, so mighty 

Has to go through me 

When he's having trouble pleasing 

Certain ladies 

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And what he don't know 

Won't hurt him 

What we know 

Would never hurt him 

But he would hurt us 

If he knew what we know