Television Lyrics - Verve Pipe

She's signing autographs for hours 

The line are longer when you deal with amateurs 

I've got some autographs of others 

But a shirt that smells a little like her 

Once the bane of my perversion 

Now she's on the television 

Turn it up, turn it down 

Tune me in, tune me out 

Bite my lip around the family 

They know her holiday and summer weekend face 

She's got a lovely shitcom family 

Adopted one of every single race 

Put yourself in my position 

My ex is on the television 

Turn it up 

When you place your lips upon the screen 

A spark of which I've never seen 

A volume knob controls the scream 

Turn it up