The Collectors Hall Of Fame Lyrics - Singles - Vermin & The Beachrat

The Collectors Hall of Fame 

My Dads Got Baseball, Football, Basketball, and Bicycle, any old card Wont have to look too hard ------ 

Im Sure its floatin round here somewhere 

And the John F. Kennedy Memorial Librarys right over there ----- 

At the bottom of the stairs --- Move it take a month of Sundays 

John said Joe we need a plan Sure could use another set of hands 

A sense of emergency came over me and I said. 

(Chorus) 

The silver certificates are drying outside 2 dollar bills are on a table to the right 

5s and up are all over the porch On the deck theres more to sort 

Cardboard coins with the staples on the side dining room floor on the left to the right 

Scrapbooks all about World War II swear to God nothing he wasnt into 

Our Old man hed put em all to Shame -- 

At the Collectors Hall of Fame 

Hes got Stamp Books, Coin Books, Scrap Books, and Comic Books, Every where 

Man I Swear, - All this gotta go somewhere 

All this Catastrophe, brought our Family, closer you see, 

Times like these ---- gets Written into family Histories 

Stacks of Records out in the Trash 

George Jones, Patsy Cline, and Johnny Cash 

Part of our Life that went by way to Fast 

(Repeat chorus) 

On Easter Sunday a Pump went down 

Nothing open for miles around 

Visit Dad, for a little while he said Son, where you been 

as he smiled, Well 

Thats the great flood of 2010 Hope I never have to go thru it again 

14 days water pouring in I learned a lesson or 2 back then 

Lock my Treasures up in my heart Now would be a good time to Start, Ill 

Carry this Tradition in his Name Since that Day nothings been the Same 

At the Collectors Hall of Fame