Michael Bennett Vs. Vanessa Hudgens Lyrics - Vanessa Hudgens

[Vanessa Hudgens] 

Ayo, Joshua 

[Beatboxer Joshua Silverstein] 

What up? 

[Vanessa Hudgens] 

Bring me a beat 

[Round 1: Vanessa Hudgens] 

Your eyes are far apart, insulting you is easy 

They look opposite directions, there's no way that you could see me 

I admit you're impressive, but you shouldn't even try 

It's also impressive when you eat a pizza pie 

So why we matched up? I don't know you in the least 

I get it, it's a theme: Beauty and the Beast 

I'm destroying you tonight, you'll always be a sucker 

Congrats on this year's Super Bowl, nope, that was your brother 

Related 

Your favorite shows are back! 

Find Your Next Concert With Live Nation's Tour Stop 

Watch Ariana Grande Sing Her Hits On Carpool Karaoke 

[Michael Bennett] 

Ay, Josh, drop that beat, please 

[Round 1: Michael Bennett] 

I'm pretty bummed, this is a fail 

You got me battling a motherfucking fake Ashley Tisdale 

I'm a major star, you just an amateur 

You couldn't work the Super Bowl if your ass was a janitor 

I'm out here winnin', I'm out here workin' 

You out on the stage of Coachella just twerkin' 

Play a superhero, maybe you can help me 

What's your superpower, lookin' cute or takin' selfies? 

[Michael Bennett] 

That is a nice face, though. That is a nice face. That's a nice face, c'mon 

[Vanessa Hudgens] 

Alright, alright, let's bring this back. Bring that beat back 

Check Out 

Every Lyric From Shawn Mendes' Self-Titled New Album 

Your favorite shows are back! 

Every Lyric From Keith Urban's New Album 'Graffiti U' 

Watch Janelle Monáe's Sci-Fi film 'Dirty Computer' 

[Round 2: Vanessa Hudgens] 

I was in 'High School Musical', it was a huge movie 

It helped define Disney, you are just Goofy 

And, Michael, I think that we should question your taste 

Your beard looks like you glued pubes to your face 

300 pounds, imagine how his beard is stinking 

He's the only man I've seen break a sweat just from thinking 

Is this the best you got? Oh, stop being lazy 

You can't beat me, just like you couldn't beat Tom Brady 

[Vanessa Hudgens] 

I be at Coachella like 'hey' 

[Michael Bennett] 

Yeah, you twerkin' now. That's good, that's good. Alright 

[Round 2: Michael Bennett] 

Compared to you, I'm a giant like André 

I can't be scared of Ariana not-so-Grande 

Looked up your music, I knew that I should 

I played it for my kids, they said, 'Nah, that's not good' 

You're a triple threat, I know what that means 

Every time you seem to sing, people tend to leave 

If you with Drake, I still wouldn't listen 

Try being me, I can show you what a hit is 

[Michael Bennett] 

Not like--not like a 'single' hit, but like a hit. Like a hit 

[Vanessa Hudgens] 

Bring it back 

[Round 2: Vanessa Hudgens] 

Michael dreamed of the Super Bowl his whole life 

And got ejected from the game from starting a fight 

Your endorsements go to charity, what a thing to do 

Too bad no brands wanna endorse you 

And yes, you're on the Seahawks, that sounds fine 

But remember they cut your ass back in 2009 

Oh, while you're here, I need a favor, one time 

Please help me out and get this jersey signed 

[Vanessa Hudgens] 

Oh, I'm sorry, that's your brother's jersey. I would never want your autograph! 

[Michael Bennett] 

Noooo! Okay, okay. Could you do me a favor, Josh? 

[Joshua Silverstein] 

What's up? 

[Michael Bennett] 

Make her famous again 

[Round 3: Michael Bennett] 

Yeah, yeah, okay 

The Hawks cut me once, don't worry about me 

I got 65 million, and 50 guaranteed 

In 'Spring Breakers,' your bikini was a distraction 

But to me, that's the best part of watching yo' ass actin' 

You got a show, it's called 'Powerless,' right? 

What's that about, us battling tonight? 

You're a little thing, I'm a monster of the game 

I saw that show 'Grease,' but you just another cum stain