Oxford Comma Lyrics - Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? 

I've seen those English dramas, too 

They're cruel 

So if there's any other way 

To spell the word, it's fine with me 

With me 

Why would you speak to me that way? 

Especially when I always said that I 

Haven't got the words for you 

All your diction, dripping with disdain 

Through the pain, I always tell the truth 

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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma? 

I climbed to Dharamsala, too 

I did 

I met the highest lama 

His accent sounded fine to me 

To me 

Check your handbook, it's no trick 

Take the chapstick, put it on your lips 

Crack a smile, adjust my tie 

Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys 

Why would you lie about how much coal you have? 

Why would you lie about something dumb like that? 

Why would you lie about anything at all? 

First the window, then it's to the wall 

Little John, he always tells the truth 

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Check your passport, it's no trick 

Take the Chapstick, put it on your lips 

Crack a smile, adjust my tie 

Know your butler, unlike other guys 

Why would you lie about how much coal you have? 

Why would you lie about something dumb like that? 

Why would you lie about anything at all? 

First the window, then it's through the wall 

Why would you tape my conversations? 

Show your paintings 

At the United Nations 

Little John, he always tells the truth