Skater Dater Lyrics - U.s. Bombs

Had a treasure map that said 

Park it over at the asylum 

Took a gander over the fence 

To an empty left hand kidney 

Round and big with a perfect hip pearl 

White smooth surface tile's 

So blue fat coping lips 

Grabbed our boards and we dropped in 

We're carvin', we're grindin' 

Skater dater 

We're flyin', we're slidin' 

Skater dater 

Boards flew over the fence 

Empty the pool and they will come 

All of the greats from the past 

Showed for one last session 

We're carvin', we're grindin' 

Skater dater 

We're flyin', we're slidin' 

Skater dater 

Sweepers and laybacks 

Indie airs and fast plants 

The session of sessions 

Skater dater 

Here come all of the dogtowners 

Make way for the badlanders 

Boys from the South Bay of Orange County 

Over the death box 

Everyone blazed here comes to bulky 

And jay strople salba blackheart 

Malba Phillips pineapple gater 

The worm six shooter Kiwi Waldo 

To wally someone call me a cab