Gayest Song Ever Lyrics - Singles - Uncle Outrage

I was sucking, 

Trucking, 

Fucking, 

I was wheelin', 

Dealin', 

Squealin' 

I was that man, 

With The Plan, 

To Change Ze World. 

Welcome To Paradise, 

Isn't it nice, 

To see it and believe it, 

There's no price. 

I wanna get butt fucked, 

I want my salad tossed, 

I wanna do a rusty trombone, 

And not get bossed. 

I've butt fucked Adam Sandler, 

Freddie Mercury too, 

I've fucked Chaplin, 

But I haven't tried a jew, 

I give blow jobs to hobos (hobos), 

I then fuck them becuase I get tired of honking 

On Their Bobos. 

Paradise Is So Nice!!! 

Welcome TO Paradise, 

Isn't it nice, 

To see and beleive it, 

There's no price. 

I wanna get butt fucked, 

I want my salad tossed, 

I wanna do a rusty trombone, 

And not get bossed. 

Oooh, Cause I Love You! The gayest song ever folks~ love ya buttercupkins!