(i'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half Lyrics - Uncle Kracker

I know a guy who took too many pills 

Now he's got a mansion that sits on a hill 

14 million served that's correct 

17 cars, 3 cribs and 2 jets 

I came to test to blood, sweat, tears 

Persevered for ten long years 

10 years, I was there for 8 

And I ain't seen a meaner mutha puttin' food on our plate 

I've learned to hate and that's a damn shame 

Because I'm gettin' pretty good at this bitch ass game 

See, fame ain't the problem, it's broke 

Pissin' on my dog 'cause they're down on their luck 

Now you're stuck like a pig in the poke 

You know you're makin' him mad and you're goin' to get choked 

Don't you know every dog has a limit 

Yo, I'm about to kick somebody's ass in a minute 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(I said, why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(I said, why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

Sometimes success leads to stress 

Legal roles and dumb hoes and death threats 

Nat work for network and that works 

And people jerk for perks that ain't theirs 

And that hurts, you work your whole life 

And that still ain't enough 

'Cause a bunch of punks wanna poach your stuff 

(That's not your stuff) 

So don't touch that 

(And don't make me break with this baseball bat 'cause) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(I said, why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(I said, why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

You're not playing nice 

My dog likes to share 

You're goin' to get smacked for not playin' fair 

It's in the air you can feel the tension 

We don't take kind to senseless dissension 

You bark like a dog, you fight like a dog 

You live by your dog, you die by your dog 

Now there's a calm before the storm 

And I'd hate to be you when it starts to get warm 

Clouds are forming, crowds are swarming 

You've had for warning, now pray for mourning 'cause 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(I said, why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(I said, why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(I said, why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?) 

I'm gonna split this room in half 

(I said, why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad?)