I Hate California Lyrics - Happy Hour - Uncle Kracker

She's probably in a Bentley 

Showin' off her new fake boobies 

Tryin' to break into the movies 

With some producer who seduced her 

With some sushi and cologne 

She's probably down on Sunset 

Doin' all the things that she ain't done yet 

With some actor she calls Hector 

Man, I wish she'd meet Phil Spector 

And he'd ask to take her home 

She's lovin' California, she loves the beach 

She loves the party everyday 

Pia Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. 

Ever since she went away, I hate California 

Maybe she's livin' in a commune 

Dancin' with hippies under the moon 

It's all free love, weed and patchouli 

And there's a guru named Fuzuli 

And he's doin' her for sure 

Maybe she's strummin' some big rock star 

Drinkin' pink cosmos at the Sky Bar 

Those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado 

I bet she thinks she won the lotto good for her 

She's lovin' California, she loves the beach 

She loves the party everyday 

Pia Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. 

Ever since she went away, I hate California 

I think I seen her on TV, last night on TMZ 

With the pretty people on parade 

She's sellin' Scientology with John, Tommy and Katie 

Man, I bet she's really got it made 

She's lovin' California 

That string bikini and the sunshine on her face 

She's lovin' California, she loves the beach 

She loves the party everyday 

Pia Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. 

Ever since she went away, I hate California