Bad Poker Lyrics - Singles - Umphrey's Mcgee

Pissing in a truck stop in mobile, alabama 

Tape of molly hatchett in the back of my pants 

I'm almost out of money so I call my little honey 

Saying wire me two-hundy, i'm hittin' the boats 

My AMC Gremlin circa '74 

Rusted out door, my dog on the floor 

Feelin' kind of lucky with the (?) blues 

Had a week of the flu and now it's time for the house to lose 

Round here they don't use them cellular phones 

'cause everybody's livin' like it's 1971 

A night on the town is your only salvation 

Heaven is a diner full of burgers, fries and cokes 

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Stomach's full of shit and now it's time for a beer 

Hotwire the car so we can get down to them boats 

The louisiana purchase was a hell of a deal 

So gimme that pair of kings and the queen of hearts 

Rum is a stupid liquid to drink, 

At ten in the morning you don't know who you are 

Honkytonks and bars, smokin' steel gituars 

Got a ragin' headache at ten in the morning 

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To throw some cold water on the top of your skull 

You can't remember where those two hundred bills have gone 

That hand of poker all just does me all wrong 

I'll tell my kids got no food to bring home